I can see the advertisement already.
Some guy puts a Windows CD in his computer and it lights up and installs instantly. His screeen is filled with features and abilites that he never had before. And then the features decend into the background of his screen, moving away from him. One by one they move out of reach of his mouse.
'Windows Vista, showing you the features you will get in the next version of Windows, we mean it this time.'
Jay