Ooooh, who made water in your oaty tori?

[link|http://www.google.com/search?as_q=scrotum+saline&num=100&hl=en|Google Search: scrotum saline] claims to find "about 16,800" pages.

From among these, I saw [link|http://spc.bodymodification.com/other/1999/nov_dec/2001saline.jpg|one disgusting picture], [link|http://spc.bodymodification.com/2001/may/005salineinjection-out.jpg|another disgusting picture], and -- much, much scarier -- the home page of an apparently [link|http://www.bmeworld.com/dutchman/|totally crazy Dutchman], who does the most unspeakable things to himself. (Click the "Enter" link on the lower right, and then just follow the "Next Page" arrows at the bottom of each page.) Isn't that the most revolting thing you've ever seen? I think it might be the worst I've ever seen -- and remind me sometime to tell you about the guy who'd laid dead in his flat for so long, he'd fused with his mattress...

Oh, and here's a cheerful little reminder of [link|http://www.molokosynthemesc.com/risks.exe?cmd=risk&whichone=Scrotal+infection|what it all can lead to].

Now, I might have known the Philbot would be into stuff like this, but why would he go around imputing it to some unspecified "Left"? Just projecting, at a guess. Anyone got any other sensible hypotheses?

Post #215,221 by marlowe 7/17/05 3:37:43 PM Reply	Ooooh, who made water in your oaty tori? It's supposed to be entertaining, my friend. That's why they call it street theater. The Left is boring as hell. They keep pushing the envelope, but it just doesn't do it. We get a brief giggle from the saline-distended scrotums and such, but then we're desensitised, and it's still the same old empty slogans and adolescent petulance. Their marches need a heckler more than Fozzie Bear did. There are two classes of people in the world: those who realise that "America needs to shave its Bush" is a funny-once, and those who don't. ---------------------------------------------------------------- If you don't like my posts, don't click on them. Well, pardon us for winning the election.
Post #215,234 by pwhysall 7/17/05 5:17:14 PM Reply	"Saline-distended scrotums"? That you know of such things tells me more about you than I really wanted to know. Peter [link\|http://www.ubuntulinux.org\|Ubuntu Linux] [link\|http://www.kuro5hin.org\|There is no K5 Cabal] [link\|http://guildenstern.dyndns.org\|Home] Use P2P for legitimate purposes!
Post #215,236 by CRConrad 7/17/05 5:31:21 PM Reply	So does you knowing WTF he was on about. (WTF was it, BTW??)
Post #215,237 by pwhysall 7/17/05 5:40:27 PM Reply	I have no idea. The mental images suggested by those three words, however, imply web-surfing habits that are more than likely monodextrous. Peter [link\|http://www.ubuntulinux.org\|Ubuntu Linux] [link\|http://www.kuro5hin.org\|There is no K5 Cabal] [link\|http://guildenstern.dyndns.org\|Home] Use P2P for legitimate purposes!
Post #215,238 by broomberg 7/17/05 5:47:33 PM Reply	I had to try to find out Nothing on google that has that phrase or variations. Phew.
Post #215,239 by Another Scott 7/17/05 6:10:04 PM Reply	Am I the only one who has an idea? Recall that since silicone gel breast implants were banned in the US for cosmetic purposes, saline implants have been more popular. Ergo... But that's just a guess. Cheers, Scott.
Post #215,241 by broomberg 7/17/05 6:26:09 PM Reply	But why would anyone want big balls? Anything larger than what I have simply means something more to cause me pain. Tight pants are bad enough already.
Post #215,320 by jb4 7/18/05 10:13:45 AM Reply	Apparently, you're no AC/DC fan... jb4 shrub\ufffdbish (Am., from shrub* + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf.* BULLSHIT
Post #215,245 by CRConrad 7/17/05 6:35:09 PM Reply	You have to make the terms simpler. (Very much NSFW!) [link\|http://www.google.com/search?as_q=scrotum+saline&num=100&hl=en\|Google Search: scrotum saline] claims to find "about 16,800" pages. From among these, I saw [link\|http://spc.bodymodification.com/other/1999/nov_dec/2001saline.jpg\|one disgusting picture], [link\|http://spc.bodymodification.com/2001/may/005salineinjection-out.jpg\|another disgusting picture], and -- much, much scarier -- the home page of an apparently [link\|http://www.bmeworld.com/dutchman/\|totally crazy Dutchman], who does the most unspeakable things to himself. (Click the "Enter" link on the lower right, and then just follow the "Next Page" arrows at the bottom of each page.) Isn't that the most revolting thing you've ever seen? I think it might be the worst I've ever seen -- and remind me sometime to tell you about the guy who'd laid dead in his flat for so long, he'd fused with his mattress... Oh, and here's a cheerful little reminder of [link\|http://www.molokosynthemesc.com/risks.exe?cmd=risk&whichone=Scrotal+infection\|what it all can lead to]. Now, I might have known the Philbot would be into stuff like this, but why would he go around imputing it to some unspecified "Left"? Just projecting, at a guess. Anyone got any other sensible hypotheses? [link\|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode\|Christian R. Conrad] (I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.) Your lies are of Microsoftian Scale and boring to boot. Your 'depression' may be the closest you ever come to recognizing truth: you have no 'inferiority complex', you are inferior - and something inside you recognizes this. - [link\|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=71575\|Ashton Brown]
Post #215,249 by broomberg 7/17/05 7:35:36 PM Reply	No link following for me! Nope nope nope!
Post #215,908 by GBert 7/21/05 12:19:31 PM Reply	His Left must hang a lot lower than his Right... Have whatever values you have. That's what America is for. You don't need George Bush for that.
Post #216,135 by Ashton 7/22/05 4:57:23 PM Reply	.. a rel.-High! in the new-field of Testicular Metaphor :-0
Post #215,264 by Andrew Grygus 7/17/05 9:25:59 PM Reply	Yes, our Marlowe must run with a pretty strange crowd . . . . . to toss off casual references to stuff like that. Perhaps Republicans are a lot sicker than we've been giving them credit for? [link\|http://www.aaxnet.com\|AAx]
Post #215,276 by inthane-chan 7/17/05 11:33:27 PM Reply	Combine that with his comment about having dirt on Rove...
Post #215,288 by tuberculosis 7/18/05 12:48:32 AM 7/18/05 12:56:35 AM Reply	Must be pals or more with Gannon/Guckert Place your bets on which is Marlowe at the following conservative party sponsored websites. Hotmilitarystud.com Militaryescorts4m.com "Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect" --Mark Twain "The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." --Albert Einstein "This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses." --George W. Bush Edited by tuberculosis July 18, 2005, 12:56:35 AM EDT Expand All History

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