Post #213,206
6/30/05 5:55:28 PM
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The long weekend starth!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Up here in Canuckleland anyways. The LCBO, the fine supplier (gag!) of all things of an adult wobblypop nature in Ontariariario has bestowed upon us hefeweizens and other sugary fermented delights in their summer release. And there was much rejoicing! By me anyways. WOOT! A late lunch, numerous beers including a pineapple lambic, hot sunny humid weather here in TO and I'm a happy camper. Cheers to the fun and sun!
lister
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Post #213,215
6/30/05 7:18:38 PM
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You're starting to sound like Ashton
keep up the good work!
lincoln
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Post #213,229
7/1/05 12:51:04 AM
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I'm thinking it's the beer.
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Steve
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Post #213,233
7/1/05 1:48:38 AM
7/1/05 1:49:14 AM
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Ashton does not need beer.
You see, when he was a small child he climbed up on a stack of boxes and managed to grab a few packets of yeast from the cupboard, which he opened and ate. The alcoholic fermentation has continued ever since and has taken up residence in several important parts of the body, and in lesser parts such as the brain.
Now in my own childhood it was soap. My parents tried to distract me with lollypops but I would have none of that and went straight for the nearest delicious bar of soap, which is why my mind remains so squeaky clean even to this day.
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Post #213,243
7/1/05 8:08:59 AM
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Soap, huh?
My 6yo eats soap. After I threatened to wash her mouth out with soap she decided to try it herself. Turns out she rather enjoys it- especially blowing bubbles out of her mouth.
So now I have to come up with another logical consequence to deal with her potty talk ("you're a: poo poo head, butt head, fart head, etc). Suggestions?
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Post #213,245
7/1/05 8:18:07 AM
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Go the other way? "Talk that stuff any more, you eat *it*!"
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Post #213,251
7/1/05 8:30:11 AM
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I enjoy a good wallow in the gross and disgusting
but that's a bit much. Even for me.
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Post #213,246
7/1/05 8:19:52 AM
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Habaneros?
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Post #213,285
7/1/05 11:28:00 AM
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My granddad: "Spicy" language earns a splash of tabasco.
Guess what's my favorite condiment now?
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-- H. L. Mencken
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Post #213,299
7/1/05 1:30:06 PM
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Oooo- I like that one
Will give it a try. Thanks!
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Post #213,350
7/1/05 10:59:05 PM
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It obviously wasn't spicy enough.
That's why I suggested habaneros. It apparently worked magic on [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=115130|Thane].
But, yeah, there's a chance that it'll have the opposite effect to the intention.
Cheers,
Scott.
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Post #213,554
7/5/05 10:04:39 AM
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I cant do that to a 6 yo. That's a little too painful.
I wont even eat those. But I'm sure it would be effective.
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Post #213,425
7/3/05 10:07:56 PM
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You need a different soap.
Try something intended for washing grease out of hands. (Down under, we have a soap bar called "SolVol" - you may have that locally, too. It's a very gritty soap.)
Wade.
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Post #213,552
7/5/05 9:51:21 AM
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Local flavor is called "Lava" soap.
And no, I'm not commenting on the "flavor" of said soap.
-YendorMike
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin, 1759 Historical Review of Pennsylvania
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Post #213,553
7/5/05 10:02:20 AM
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That's worth a try, too. Thanks
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Post #213,239
7/1/05 5:03:29 AM
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LRPD (on endorphins)____I am the Eggman.
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