That's the info I was looking for. And yeah, the dollar cost of the time spent figuring out how to go from here may be a net loss, but it's a fun net loss.

As it happens, the parts for this old box came mostly from newegg when they were new on the scene. It is (was) an Celeron 300 OC'd to 450 (Woo Hoo!) on an ABit board, with 256Mb of RAM, an 8Mb Maxtor, and a 4Mb video card. (Plus a second 8Mb Maxtor to dual-boot some now ancient RedHat.) Decent for it's day, but I found the receipt for the parts and had a good laugh/cry comparing it to what you can do for a quarter of the money now. The bucks I shelled out then may explain the attachment I have to the box now.

It's also the device in the house that has a floppy drive.