You must have flown Delta for ATL -> SLC -> ANC segments. Cause I know you avoided Alaska Air to the extent possible. Hey, if Delta gave you real food, they would have to give you utensils which you could turn into a weapon. Right? Besides, they need to cut expenses.
Curious, is it the money or weekly commuting ANC to Valdez that's bugging you?
It does sound like it's yours for the taking. If so, that's something.