Post #20,507
12/6/01 2:40:50 PM
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A chicken...
...takes an egg into a room at a seedy motel.
10 minutes later he rolls over, lights up a smoke and says...
"I guess that answers >that< question."
You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! Laurie Anderson
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #20,531
12/6/01 5:59:28 PM
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Er...
now can I ??
Huh ??
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Post #20,545
12/6/01 7:06:48 PM
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Anyone care to...
...help him with the question?
You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! Laurie Anderson
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #20,556
12/6/01 7:44:02 PM
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Oh, he got it!
Alex
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. -- Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)
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Post #20,565
12/6/01 8:09:41 PM
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Plese 'splain it to BeeP. Economists do it in umm surds?
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Post #20,572
12/6/01 8:38:47 PM
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Think...*raspberry*
You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! Laurie Anderson
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #20,574
12/6/01 8:40:32 PM
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He saw, he conquered.
Complete the title by competing it from the beginning. First, as they say.
--
Karsten M. Self [link|mailto:kmself@ix.netcom.com|kmself@ix.netcom.com]
What part of "gestalt" don't you understand?
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Post #20,575
12/6/01 8:52:20 PM
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And then he..
Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle.. Cackle..
____d
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Post #20,579
12/6/01 9:09:51 PM
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Come on, Ashton
This is getting past stress; I'm tense.
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Karsten M. Self [link|mailto:kmself@ix.netcom.com|kmself@ix.netcom.com]
What part of "gestalt" don't you understand?
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Post #20,581
12/6/01 9:14:04 PM
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
A new spin on an old joke.
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Post #20,585
12/6/01 9:23:33 PM
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Now you Have lost me...
Is there some slightest implication in this chain of doggerel of..
ANYONE! remotely sentient: having *missed* the operative word in "She'll be __in round the mountain when she ____s" ?? {sigh} Don't tell me yer an Economist too!
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Post #20,586
12/6/01 9:31:12 PM
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And I always thought the proper answer to the question was..
...The Rooster.
On and on and on and on,
and on and on and on goes John.
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Post #20,607
12/7/01 2:20:35 AM
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(offkey) She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes
ulps, in retrospect, that's a rather filthy-minded song!
"Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it."
-- Donald Knuth
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Post #20,614
12/7/01 4:17:37 AM
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That fits into the category:
Hey! You - - stop whistling those dirty songs..
And is akin to the Piet Hein grook:
Since everything in the world
is either concave or -vex
Whatever you dream
will be something with sex.
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Post #20,721
12/7/01 8:13:27 PM
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And we haven't gotten anywhere *near*...
... plugs and sockets.
Hint: there are two good reasons the plug that goes into the back of a microphone is called a female plug.
Wade.
"All around me are nothing but fakes
Come with me on the biggest fake of all!"
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Post #20,639
12/7/01 10:52:52 AM
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Hmmm
Do chickens have lips?
Only the female ones.
-YendorMike
"The problems of the world cannot possibly be solved by the skeptics or the cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. We need people who dream of things that never were." - John F. Kennedy
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