Said 'hacker person' loosed fear and loathing in the Congressional Palace - implying that these woolies ^h^h worthies are so inept that they'd .. they'd even (say, the Executive branch)

Hire! (say) the Head of Security of \ufffdbersoft! (say) as umm a National Security *Advisor or something (!) I mean.. Mr. AG - that's just too silly for even a comic strip, unless.. Unless subversively motivated (?)

* actually M$ just got That appointment..

[link|http://ubersoft.net/index.html|The Incriminating Evidence, Mr. AG]

Mr. AG, we recommend that this hacker-person be treated as a hostile. (No, sir - we won't need to read him that Miranda stuff, if you say so..) Today, sir? We'll get right on it.

I trust that, Mr. AG, Sir (if maybe you should be reading this) - you realize how mortified we all are, about this effrontery to our worthy and patriotic Government Representatives. We here all hope that you will do the right thing for America, for Mom and for Goodness.


A Loyal Member of the Murican Peepul at War with Evil.
We don't like hackers nohow! Nosireee. Sir.
Honest.