Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flag pole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were "We are supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder.

"The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"