Docile as always, members of the Senate yesterday narrowly voted to support President's Bush quack solution to the energy crisis, i.e. opening up the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to oil drilling. In addition to wrecking the ecology, oil drilling in Alaska won't produce more than a puddle of crude toward reducing energy imports in the Lower 48.well lets get stuck in. Quack Solution is it? Well oil companies, the government in Alaska and a large majority of the native people that live above the oil in question are for it. Only the natives that wont receive a dime are against it but hey Indians have hated eskimoes longer than they have hated whites so ignore them.
wrecking the ecology, well the prozac sucking asshole who wrote this is more likely to be wreaking the ecology by pissing in toilets and contaminating the groundwater with his happy pills. Chances are he lives in a city and that city produces enough toxic waste to decimate several chernobyls with plastic bags, disposable diapers and dogshit. The only ecology decimated in Alaska will be about the size of disney's parking lot in florida, in an area about the same size as the entire state of florida.
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Oil drilling in Alaska isn't going to solve any problems, and may make them a good deal worse, by providing the yuppie SUV owners reason to think they can keep on guzzling gas.the yuppieelite thrive on reading the voice while driving to their work guzzling coffe and talking on cell phones at the same time. Let the fuckers pay 3 dollars a gallon for go juice. The writer never saw a fume belching timing chain hopped ringjob cab he wasnt willing to dive into in a moments notice to go to a brightly lit knobgobbling joint and injest amphetamines and glory holes while whining about the gas efficiency of new vehicles.
just employing the same standards of journalism that the writer uses.
thanx,
bill