Nude Man Covered in Cheese Gets Probation

Post #196,829 by lincoln 3/1/05 5:22:32 PM Reply	Nude Man Covered in Cheese Gets Probation MARYVILLE, Tenn. - A man caught by police last summer on his 23rd birthday running naked and covered in nacho cheese pleaded guilty Monday to burglary and four other charges. Michael David Monn of Maryville appeared before Blount County Circuit Court Judge D. Kelly Thomas and pleaded guilty to burglary, theft, vandalism, indecent exposure and public intoxication. In a plea bargain with prosecutors, Monn was sentenced to three years in prison but was given supervised probation. [link\|http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20050301/ap_on_fe_st/nude_nachos\|source] Public intoxication? I never would've guessed... lincoln "Windows XP has so many holes in its security that any reasonable user will conclude it was designed by the same German officer who created the prison compound in "Hogan's Heroes." - Andy Ihnatko, Chicago Sun-Times [link\|mailto:bconnors@ev1.net\|contact me]
Post #196,841 by a6l6e6x 3/1/05 7:22:23 PM Reply	Cheesesus H! Alex The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. -- Bertrand Russell
Post #196,843 by Another Scott 3/1/05 7:26:28 PM Reply	Hey, that's not yo' cheese!
Post #196,846 by altmann 3/1/05 7:46:26 PM Reply	Reminds me of ... NSF [link\|http://www.livejournal.com/users/jwz/424968.html\|http://www.livejourn...s/jwz/424968.html] NSF And it's a much better image to have stuck in one's mind. -- Chris Altmann
Post #196,921 by bionerd 3/2/05 1:51:41 PM Reply	Maybe he's related to this guy Naked Man Threatens Neighbors With Sword NORTH LIBERTY, Iowa - A man threatened his neighbors with a sword after they complained about him being naked in his front yard, police said. Curtis D. Rarick, 44, was charged with assault while displaying a dangerous weapon. Rarick had been naked in his yard and became angry when neighbors asked him to put clothes on Sunday afternoon, police said. He went inside and came back out with a 2 1/2-feet long sword and began threatening the neighbors, court records show. He was released from jail Monday after posting $2,000 bond If convicted, Rarick could face up to two years in jail and a $5,000 fine. A preliminary hearing is scheduled for March 7. "I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
Post #196,941 by jbrabeck 3/2/05 6:12:35 PM Reply	Moral of the story Use the smaller sword ;-j A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
Post #197,015 by drewk 3/3/05 11:35:50 AM Reply	And when he tells the story ... "They arrested me for displaying a dangerous weapon because I was outside naked." === Purveyor of Doc Hope's [link\|http://DocHope.com\|fresh-baked dog biscuits and pet treats]. [link\|http://DocHope.com\|http://DocHope.com]

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