Not the first time
Domain (Internet or Windows networking?)
Network printer (NOT "a printer attached to a network", but "a printer connected to a Windows PC and being shared across the network")
Innovation (Hmm...no comment)
Tom Sinclair
"This is a lovely party," said the Bursar to a chair, "I wish I was here."
-- The Bursar is a man under a *lot* of stress
(Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies)