It's like someone wiring up the proverbial frog's leg.

*zap*

"Conspiracy! Government coverup!"

*zap*

"Where's the aluminum confetti?"

*zap*

"Clearly the physics of this is flawed! And.... where's the aluminum confetti?"

*zap*

"Look at the photoshopped airplane in this photo of the pentagon! Clearly it couldn't have been an airplane... just look at how good that photoshop job is!"

*zap*

"Black helicopters! Black trenchcoats! Black French^WFreedom Fries!"

*zap*

Can you tell me if 9-11 is a conspiracy or a coverup?

"It's a conspiracy... and it's a coverup! It's a covered-up conspiracy!"

First he's gonna shit, THEN he's gonna kill us!

Here's a cloo for yoo samfan: the aforementioned aluminium confetti all ended up inside the building. Yeah, the plane was reduced to itty bitty bits, but all the itty bitty bits were inside the building. What did ya think it's supposed to do, bounce off like some warner bros. cartoon?