UK-based for a change. The Beast has a 15% stake = ugh. And appears er innovative (that would be the 85% natch).

[link|http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/5/23006.html|How to save phones from The Dell Experience?]

*FLASH* 4/1/2005 UP reports:

The new infant-implant for All Talk All the Time\ufffd is now ready and being shipped to hospitals everywhere. No longer need your tyke carry a beeper and cel-fone, as he shops for even uglier baggy pants and baseball caps with dead birds on the visor:

Order your special BabyBabble Kit online; when your number comes up - bring baby to local dispensary for an EZ-neural Update-patch with lifetime bio-battery power (it runs off your liver; you have to buy OurBrand beer -with Acti-Vex Secret Ingredient- to ensure proper battery maintenance).

Parents are said to ..hardly notice after a few weeks, the small socket at crown of head - for the optional long range antenna accessory ... or the Swoosh phone-# tattooed on inner thigh.



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