Pope Silent the I.
Abjures flam er buoyant flim flam about the [*]
Punishes the embroiderers with, er Interesting things done with needles.
Rewards the Wise via Holy Bulls, sent via carrier pigeon, often of the wording..
OK never mind the downsizing - yer a Keeper.
Muzzles the mouthful.
Massages the mirthful.
Micturates on the malevolent.
Gets my vote. (Hey! the present Pope's Polish not Catholic.)
Ashton Acolyte for Accuracy