you know I studied under Dr Upperson.

Actually, the whole thing was my research project but when I turned in my report he replaced my name with his and published it without my knowledge. Why, the rat. And all to impress a dame too. Thats justice for you. At least he got what he deserved in the end. Why, she married him after that she and took him for all he was worth too. Actually, I feel like I dodged a bullet. She was my girl once too, you know. But she was always trying for the lay up. Which is to say, she was trying to move up by laying down if you get my meaning.

Yeah, that's the ticket.