But had a few Cackles over:

MEETH (n.)

Something which American doctors will shortly tell us we are all suffering from.

[They ARE: all the kids are on meds for diseases invented just after the Ad campaign. And.. it's working :[

MARLOW (n.)

The bottom drawer in the kitchen your mother keeps her paper bags in.

NACTION (n.)

The 'n' with which cheap advertising copywriters replace the word 'and' (as in 'fish 'n' chips', 'mix
'n' match', 'assault 'n' battery'), in the mistaken belief that this is in some way chummy or
endearing.

NEMPNETT THRUBWELL (n.)

The feeling experienced when driving off for the frist time on a brand new motorbike.

[True.. All True: the roar of the greasepaint; the smell of the crowd]

THRUPP (vb.)

To hold a ruler on one end on a desk and make the other end go bbddbbddbbrrbrrrrddrr.

TILLICOULTRY (n.)

The man-to-man chummieness adpoted by an employer as a prelude for telling an employee
that he's going to have to let him go.

[Umm a bit too close to Jobs Forum? :[

VOBSTER (n.)

A strain of perfectly healthy rodent which develops cancer the moment it enter a laboratory.

WORMELOW TUMP (n.)

Any seventeen-year-old who doesn't know about anything at all in the world other than bicycle
gears.

(Kind of bad sport to nick the ex-.com CEOS, isn't it?)

ZEAL MONACHORUM (n.)

(Skiing term.) To ski with 'zeal monchorum' is to decend the top three quaters of the mountain
in a quivering blue funk, but on arriving at the gentle bit just in front of the resturant to whizz
to a stop like a victerious slalom-champion.