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New Some people are doing real well
[link|http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/28/business/28bonus.html?hp&ex=1104296400&en=9dbbb1a2157e9ffa&ei=5094&partner=homepage|That Line at the Ferrari Dealer? It's Bonus Season on Wall Street]

"...The totals in 2003 were already impressive: Lloyd S. Blankfein, the president and chief operating officer of Goldman Sachs made $20.1 million, of that only $600,000 was salary; and E. Stanley O'Neal, the chief executive of Merrill Lynch, received a bonus of $13.5 million and restricted stock worth $11.2 million on top of his $500,000 salary. At the other end of the compensation spectrum, an investment banking analyst right out of college would have made a $65,000 salary and a $35,000 bonus last year. An associate just out of business school might have made $85,000 in salary and a $115,000 bonus.

This year, investment bankers are expected to see gains in bonuses of 10 to 15 percent, amid a year-end flurry of mergers. Fixed-income traders, who have been the best compensated Wall Street professionals in recent years, will also be amply rewarded, but their percentage gains may be smaller than those of bankers. Bonuses, of course, vary by bank, by division and by individual. They reflect the firm's profitability and the group's performance, as well as the individual's contribution.

This year's bonuses do not quite reach the heights touched by star bankers and traders in the heyday of the late 1990's technology bubble. But they are rich enough to persuade many of Wall Street's elite to rediscover conspicuous consumption."
New Proactively then: must change the name of MIT
to MIB. (OK, they can spell it 'Business' - but it will still be about Bizness.)

No Ferraris to be made just learning science n'stuff. We must adjust to the Wave of the Future. 'Science' shall become 'Maximizing Arbitrage'. (No actual work need ever be done, again. Just move numbers. Profitably.)
     Some people are doing real well - (bluke) - (1)
         Proactively then: must change the name of MIT - (Ashton)

One shall be the number of Mojo Jojos in the world, and the number of Mojo Jojos in the world shall be one. Two Mojo Jojos is too many, and three is right out!
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