Yeesh!
I'll admit to not knowing that much about the dirty tricks that one can play within Access... VB *inside* the DB structure itself? Yeek.
"Here at Ortillery Command we have at our disposal hundred megawatt laser beams, mach 20 titanium rods and guided thermonuclear bombs. Some people say we think that we're God. We're not God. We just borrowed his 'SMITE' button for our fire control system."