(but is it still irony if it's just a suited-ego lashing out from toxic denial?)

Is there (still..) any effective remedy besides,

Nuke from orbit ??

(If it's good enough for off-shore Taleban - why not for the one at home? Let's overcome denial: face fact that large as the nicotine addiction is.. the wallpaper toy addiction is larger. Our minds are powerless to kick it - so why not use our arsenal?) As with other recent intractable problems.

Look how well this policy has worked in the War on Poverty, War on Drugs, War on War, (War on the (War on War)).
Consistency.



A.

Time to dust off those Tom Lehrer songs, beginning with..
We Will All Go Together (When We Go) ... [fanfare]