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Being a Christian is like being a pumpkin. God lifts you up, takes you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. He opens you up, touches you deep inside and scoops out all the yucky stuff-- including the seeds of
doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside you to shine for all the world to see. This was passed on to me from another pumpkin. Now, it is your turn to pass it to a pumpkin. I liked this enough to send it to all the pumpkins in my patch. Happy Fall.
To which I replied:
"Then he carves an image of the devil into your forehead with a butcher knife, shoves a candle down your throat, and throws you out on the front porch to spend the night dealing with 10,000 brat kids on dope."
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-drl
