. . but most Americans associate the word with "pre-revolutionary" *** candles made therefrom.

*** I use the term "pre-revolutionary" advisedly in full knowledge that the so called "American Revolution" was actually a pre-corporate "hostile takeover" run by a few local "business men" and general trouble makers - with great risk calculated on greater profit (and in John Hancock's case, kissing off a significant debt to the British Crown - signing his name so large on the "Declaration of Independence" that King George could "read it without his specticles").

One of these days you Brits are going to learn not to export your criminals (America: got out before the police came, Australia: after the police came).