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This from an on-the-scene freedom-spreader.

What a disaster. What do they say to all the people with missing eyes, arms, and legs? What do they say to the screaming burn victims? What do they say to the people who were atomized into a pink mist? "Oops"?

I hope Philbot can has by now used his expert system to synthesize some healthly guilt about the essential evil of his entire crowd. Let's hope the next thing we hear is...

"Hello. My name is Philboi, and I'd like to sing you a song. It's called 'Daisy'. 'Daaai-sy, Daaai-sy - give me your answer do...'"