Norm's calculus:

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Post #168,513

by jb4

8/10/04 6:25:22 PM

Norm's calculus:

Gain one "ally" in the ME with a propped-up government in Eye-rack that will not survive 2 weeks when the last ~~U.S.~~"Coalition" troups pull out.

Lose just about all our NATO allies, whose backing has meant a whole lot more over the decades than any puppet govenrment we can install to expidite the extradition of all the [oil].

Brilliant math, dude! Hey, Know what? I got this bridge....

jb4
shrub\ufffdbish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating the facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT

Post #168,533

by bepatient

8/10/04 10:17:17 PM

On that...we may agree.

They don't fit the def of ally anyway. More like puppet, puppet.

If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. _{Fudd's First Law of Opposition}

[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]

Are you THAT fucking stoopud, Norm! - (jb4) - (94) - Aug. 10, 2004, 01:37:26 PM EDT

Yes, he is. -NT - (inthane-chan) - Aug. 10, 2004, 02:15:48 PM EDT

le mot juste in this connection - (rcareaga) - (68) - Aug. 10, 2004, 05:01:19 PM EDT

Much better than - (orion) - (66) - Aug. 11, 2004, 04:49:30 PM EDT

OhmygodIcantstoplaughing! - (inthane-chan) - (65) - Aug. 11, 2004, 05:11:28 PM EDT

Serenade for Beef Flute and Prozac, in Gee Whizzer -NT - (deSitter) - (2) - Aug. 11, 2004, 05:20:32 PM EDT

Stop! Yer killing me! - (jb4) - Aug. 11, 2004, 06:55:44 PM EDT

Ooops! Dupe! - (jb4) - Aug. 11, 2004, 06:56:20 PM EDT

You are a bore - (orion) - (59) - Aug. 11, 2004, 05:58:31 PM EDT

When I see something that approaches his genius here... - (inthane-chan) - (58) - Aug. 11, 2004, 06:11:42 PM EDT

You've missed it - (orion) - (57) - Aug. 12, 2004, 10:17:44 AM EDT

Learn to speak english. - (inthane-chan) - (2) - Aug. 12, 2004, 10:56:22 AM EDT

What's that aphorism about wrestling with a pig? - (Another Scott) - (1) - Aug. 12, 2004, 12:24:17 PM EDT

I know. - (inthane-chan) - Aug. 12, 2004, 02:23:04 PM EDT

Maddox is a loudmouthed boor. -NT - (pwhysall) - Aug. 12, 2004, 12:18:06 PM EDT

thanks for clearing that up, then - (rcareaga) - (51) - Aug. 12, 2004, 02:58:30 PM EDT

Okay, that's a little too far, I think - (Nightowl) - (50) - Aug. 12, 2004, 11:44:20 PM EDT

Norman is as Norman does - (boxley) - (49) - Aug. 12, 2004, 11:58:18 PM EDT

Yeah, that's true but... - (Nightowl) - (48) - Aug. 13, 2004, 12:40:38 AM EDT

Seems like an upswing - (broomberg) - (47) - Aug. 13, 2004, 06:37:50 AM EDT

I could care less, actually. - (n3jja) - (18) - Aug. 13, 2004, 11:29:47 PM EDT

You mean you *couldn't* care less? -NT - (pwhysall) - (17) - Aug. 14, 2004, 01:00:37 AM EDT

No, that's an American idiom - (deSitter) - (12) - Aug. 14, 2004, 03:51:22 AM EDT

No they fucking don't, you philistinic colonial baboon. - (pwhysall) - (11) - Aug. 14, 2004, 04:50:28 AM EDT

It doesn't read correctly... - (bepatient) - Aug. 14, 2004, 09:02:06 AM EDT

Nopers. - (admin) - (6) - Aug. 14, 2004, 09:18:29 AM EDT

"Avoid it as Nonstandard" - (Another Scott) - (5) - Aug. 14, 2004, 09:35:38 AM EDT

Missing the point. - (admin) - (4) - Aug. 14, 2004, 10:19:11 AM EDT

saying it sarcastically - (pwhysall) - (2) - Aug. 14, 2004, 10:40:41 AM EDT

dont come here and ask someone to bum a fag then -NT - (boxley) - (1) - Aug. 14, 2004, 10:47:08 AM EDT

or knock up your girlfriend, for that matter. -NT - (bepatient) - Aug. 14, 2004, 11:06:03 AM EDT

Trouble is, too many *don't* say it sarcastically. ;-) -NT - (Another Scott) - Aug. 14, 2004, 12:26:04 PM EDT

And we've discussed this before - (ben_tilly) - (2) - Aug. 14, 2004, 12:31:19 PM EDT

And I could not have cared less, then! - (folkert) - Aug. 14, 2004, 02:49:23 PM EDT

Sorry, but.. - (Ashton) - Aug. 15, 2004, 09:43:11 PM EDT

Peter, try reading it like this: - (jb4) - (3) - Aug. 16, 2004, 12:18:45 PM EDT

No, I think it really *is* an implied 'not' - (drewk) - (2) - Aug. 16, 2004, 12:24:47 PM EDT

Isn't it annoying though... - (ben_tilly) - (1) - Aug. 16, 2004, 01:15:44 PM EDT

As was the original - (FuManChu) - Aug. 16, 2004, 01:31:12 PM EDT

I got your message - (orion) - (27) - Aug. 19, 2004, 01:11:58 PM EDT

Overgeneralizing - (ChrisR) - (22) - Aug. 19, 2004, 02:49:53 PM EDT

Once more, with clarity.... - (n3jja) - (21) - Aug. 20, 2004, 05:15:14 PM EDT

Those who call attention to themselves... - (ChrisR) - (19) - Aug. 20, 2004, 09:21:54 PM EDT

Re: Those who call attention to themselves... - (pwhysall) - (1) - Aug. 20, 2004, 09:46:19 PM EDT

Tis true. - (ChrisR) - Aug. 20, 2004, 10:22:59 PM EDT

Post of the Year, so far. IMHO. :-) Thanks Chris. -NT - (Another Scott) - (1) - Aug. 20, 2004, 09:47:27 PM EDT

Wasted in the flame forums. - (ChrisR) - Aug. 20, 2004, 10:26:27 PM EDT

Great post, Chris... a few questions? - (Nightowl) - (8) - Aug. 20, 2004, 10:38:19 PM EDT

Wish I knew the answers - (ChrisR) - (7) - Aug. 20, 2004, 11:30:21 PM EDT

That makes two of us :) - (Nightowl) - (6) - Aug. 20, 2004, 11:47:42 PM EDT

Conscience is a tricky bugger - (ChrisR) - (5) - Aug. 21, 2004, 12:50:19 AM EDT

Thanks - (Nightowl) - (2) - Aug. 21, 2004, 01:31:24 AM EDT

you can be a good fucking flamer - (boxley) - (1) - Aug. 21, 2004, 09:17:02 AM EDT

Oh sure, I can say the words - (Nightowl) - Aug. 21, 2004, 11:02:35 AM EDT

Some people always find a way to make the wrong choice. - (Another Scott) - (1) - Aug. 21, 2004, 09:55:22 AM EDT

No Kidding, Scott... - (Nightowl) - Aug. 21, 2004, 11:06:22 AM EDT

2 things - (n3jja) - (3) - Aug. 21, 2004, 12:10:07 AM EDT

*sniff* - (bepatient) - (2) - Aug. 21, 2004, 02:15:39 PM EDT

*snicker* -NT - (n3jja) - (1) - Aug. 21, 2004, 07:25:58 PM EDT

*shrug* couldn't help myself ;-) -NT - (bepatient) - Aug. 21, 2004, 10:05:16 PM EDT

sorry you had to have been there - (boxley) - Aug. 21, 2004, 12:12:11 AM EDT

We're not worthy...we're not worthy ;-) - (bepatient) - Aug. 21, 2004, 02:12:14 PM EDT

Spitting on a grave - (orion) - Aug. 25, 2004, 04:10:34 PM EDT

No you didn't. You're still here. - (n3jja) - (3) - Aug. 20, 2004, 04:43:08 PM EDT

Playing Russian Rulette with Norm? - (Arkadiy) - (2) - Aug. 20, 2004, 05:25:08 PM EDT

I believe that, "Blow Me", is the proper response. -NT - (n3jja) - (1) - Aug. 20, 2004, 05:41:26 PM EDT

Trust me, you aren't even worth it - (orion) - Aug. 25, 2004, 04:17:15 PM EDT

Now that you've made it clear - (Ashton) - Aug. 12, 2004, 05:17:25 PM EDT

ROFL!!!!! - (jb4) - (1) - Aug. 11, 2004, 06:53:46 PM EDT

I've got a few here: - (inthane-chan) - Aug. 11, 2004, 07:03:14 PM EDT

unfortunately Homo Fatuous is the Sunday crowd -NT - (boxley) - Aug. 11, 2004, 07:59:17 AM EDT

I am not stupid and I am sticking to my statement - (orion) - (16) - Aug. 10, 2004, 05:01:47 PM EDT

Re: I am not stupid &c - (rcareaga) - (2) - Aug. 10, 2004, 05:07:16 PM EDT

Ah yes - (orion) - Aug. 11, 2004, 04:52:02 PM EDT

Now that's an LRPD! - (lincoln) - Aug. 11, 2004, 04:53:57 PM EDT

WTF are you talking about, moron? - (ben_tilly) - (5) - Aug. 10, 2004, 05:39:47 PM EDT

No, WTF are you talking about moron? - (orion) - (4) - Aug. 11, 2004, 05:48:10 PM EDT

Watch Norm attempt his hand at facts - (ben_tilly) - (3) - Aug. 11, 2004, 06:52:12 PM EDT

Watch Ben go down in flames - (orion) - (2) - Aug. 12, 2004, 10:31:46 AM EDT

While. You're. Raving. - (Ashton) - (1) - Aug. 12, 2004, 05:33:31 PM EDT

Ah Ashton, yet you don't understand - (orion) - Aug. 25, 2004, 04:03:06 PM EDT

"Jane, you ignorant slut.." -NT - (Ashton) - Aug. 10, 2004, 06:06:16 PM EDT

Norm's calculus: - (jb4) - (1) - Aug. 10, 2004, 06:25:22 PM EDT

On that...we may agree. - (bepatient) - Aug. 10, 2004, 10:17:17 PM EDT

I vaguely remember a quote from Chesterton - (Arkadiy) - (3) - Aug. 10, 2004, 06:30:22 PM EDT

But a US President said, "Your President is not a crook!" -NT - (Ashton) - Aug. 11, 2004, 02:28:00 AM EDT

Re: I vaguely remember a quote from Chesterton - (deSitter) - (1) - Aug. 11, 2004, 02:32:16 AM EDT

Precisely - (Arkadiy) - Aug. 11, 2004, 11:07:23 AM EDT

Bzzt. - (bepatient) - (6) - Aug. 10, 2004, 10:15:45 PM EDT

Thank you - (orion) - Aug. 11, 2004, 04:40:43 PM EDT

Now, parse the WHOLE statement - (jb4) - (4) - Aug. 11, 2004, 07:05:21 PM EDT

Read it again Moron! - (orion) - (3) - Aug. 12, 2004, 10:20:17 AM EDT

He just wanted to yell at you. - (bepatient) - Aug. 12, 2004, 10:47:18 AM EDT

You do simile as badly as you do facts! - (jb4) - Aug. 12, 2004, 02:07:01 PM EDT

In that spirit, then - - (Ashton) - Aug. 12, 2004, 05:48:15 PM EDT

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