The things I agree with:
I don't think owning a gun makes you a killer.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you ought to do it in English.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent with a backbone enough to stand up to the kid, spank his butt and say "NO".
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them but please don't pretend they are a political statement and don't be surprised if I laugh at you because I think you look ridiculous.
I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon, or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country allowed me that right. I am sick to death of "Political Correctness".
Everything else I have some trouble with. Guess that makes me a slightly bad American, then?