Norm, you're not really a self-centred ignorant wanker with a grasp of English that's marginally better than the average slug's, and you're not really a tedious arse who posts mindless meta-wankery over and over again in what appears to be a futile attempt to validate your own worth.
You're also not really boring as fuck and technically clueless to an alarming degree, either.
There. Positive enough?