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Post #154,860 by mmoffitt 5/12/04 2:55:40 PM Reply	Er, ... your chronology is off. She's a cheap pick-up, drills one guy for a while, then meets Mr. Right - but Mr. Right can't give her a climax. Don't like whore? How's about Tramp? Strumpet? Best line I ever heard about this kind of chick comes from the Redneck comic (name escapes me at the moment). "... it's like going to a Rental Car agency to buy a used car. Anything that's be driven that hard by that many, you don't want to put your key in." bcnu, Mikem If you can read this, you are not the President.
Post #154,863 by admin 5/12/04 3:16:48 PM Reply	Re: Er, ... Then what's all that about "you are the seed" and "saw his own eyes" (as in, the kid with them has the one-night stand's eyes). I think you're off on this one. Regards, -scott anderson "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #154,896 by mmoffitt 5/12/04 5:06:51 PM 5/12/04 5:16:04 PM Reply	Maybe, but it starts like this: It was a rainy night when he came into sight, standing by the road, no umbrella, no coat. So I pulled up alongside and I offered him a ride. He accepted with a smile, so we drove for a while. I didn't ask him his name, this lonely boy in the rain. Fate, tell me it's right, is this love at first sight? Please don't make it wrong, just stay for the night. All I wanna do is make love to you Say you will You want me too All I wanna do is make love to you I've got lovin' arms to hold on to And if your defense of this song is that she went looking for a quick fuck to get pregnant with, well, that might make it even more disgusting ;0) Edit: And yeah, I got the kid part. Edit 2: I just re-read the entire lyrics. YAN reason I hate this song is the bit about "I love this other guy" but when I screw him, I'll be thinking of you... GACK. I was right the first time, whore fits. bcnu, Mikem If you can read this, you are not the President. Edited by mmoffitt May 12, 2004, 05:08:14 PM EDT Edited by mmoffitt May 12, 2004, 05:16:04 PM EDT Expand All History
Post #154,938 by inthane-chan 5/13/04 12:14:57 AM Reply	Total Non-sequiter Reading that song again, for some reason, made me think of "It's a Raymond Chandler Evening"... I've never heard the song itself. It's a Raymond Chandler evening At the end of someone's day And I'm standing in my pocket And I'm slowly turning grey I remember what I told you But I can't remember why And the yellow leaves are falling In a spiral from the sky There's a body on the railings That I can't identify And I'd like to reassure you but I'm not that kind of guy It's a Raymond Chandler evening And the pavements are all wet And I'm lurking in the shadows 'Cause it hasn't happened yet \t--Robyn Hitchcock "Raymond Chandler Evening" And no, it's not bad by any means. Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain. You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today. And then one day you find ten years have got behind you. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.
Post #154,947 by Ashton 5/13/04 3:08:40 AM Reply	Simply Since you asked -- Whore is the epitome of the judgmental, the probably most common pejorative of the Male Priest class -- then there's nympho -- which means either she's insatiable [the male tale] or you don't satiate terribly well {which opens up All the mine's-inadequate games that keep the soaps foamy, and maintain loaded words like whore in circulation}. Finally, if that word is going to be bandied about so readily, still -- we'd have to agree in '04, that it has become entirely gender-neutral and multi-applicable -- given the daily practice of such a large slice of suited bizness droids, not to mention politicians and other hypocrites. So then - which is the more odious: the bizne$$ whore -?- or the merely sexually-absorbed person, willing to expect / settle for a lot less from each event.. than you deem "moral" ? Ashton some words are overdue for retirement PS - what's the male version of Strumpet? 'Trumpish'? Tramp? -- ah, maybe "the football team looking for a female drunk enough to go to a hotel room" -- for the five or six studs to nail. Close enough?
Post #154,950 by CRConrad 5/13/04 3:15:40 AM Reply	100 % right on, Ash! (And shame on you, Troglodyte Mike!)
Post #154,958 by mmoffitt 5/13/04 8:27:56 AM Reply	Troglodyte? For using the primary definition of a word? bcnu, Mikem If you can read this, you are not the President.
Post #154,957 by mmoffitt 5/13/04 8:26:35 AM Reply	It was not an abuse of the word. At least as its meaning is commonly understood: Main Entry: whore Pronunciation: 'hOr, 'hor, 'hur Function: noun Etymology: Middle English hore, from Old English hOre; akin to Old Norse hOra whore, hOrr adulterer, Latin carus dear -- more at CHARITY 1 : a woman who engages in sexual acts for money : PROSTITUTE; also : a promiscuous or immoral woman 2 : a male who engages in sexual acts for money 3 : a venal or unscrupulous person [link\|http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=whore&x=0&y=0\|http://www.merriam-w...&va=whore&x=0&y=0] The word fits. Unless you disagree that a woman who picks a stranger off the street, takes him to "a hotel I [she] knew well" and screws him is "promiscuous" (aside: how do you suppose she came to know that hotel well?). I made no moral judgement in the use of that word, merely applied the most(?) appropriate noun. I've always been in favor of "calling a spade a spade". ;0) bcnu, Mikem If you can read this, you are not the President.
Post #154,959 by drewk 5/13/04 8:59:57 AM Reply	I didn't see any lyrics about her getting paid === Implicitly condoning stupidity since 2001.
Post #154,982 by boxley 5/13/04 12:39:45 PM Reply	they ALL get paid one way or the other Time for Lord Stanley to get a Tan questions, help? [link\|mailto:pappas@catholic.org\|email pappas at catholic.org]
Post #154,984 by mmoffitt 5/13/04 12:42:33 PM Reply	Not required: See underlined section of definition. HTH. bcnu, Mikem If you can read this, you are not the President.
Post #154,988 by drewk 5/13/04 12:52:42 PM Reply	OK, I missed that But then I have to agree with Ashton. If promiscuity is equated with prostitution, something's wrong. === Implicitly condoning stupidity since 2001.
Post #154,993 by mmoffitt 5/13/04 1:13:29 PM Reply	Why? Neither is desireable. bcnu, Mikem If you can read this, you are not the President.
Post #155,000 by ben_tilly 5/13/04 2:18:56 PM Reply	Desirable to whom? Promiscuous people generally desire promiscuity. As long as everyone involved (where "involved" includes spouses of people involved...) are consenting adults, most people are perfectly fine with that. There is a highly visible minority that wants to regulate morality and is against promiscuity (and many other things). But I don't accept them as the arbitrators of what is and is not acceptable. Cheers, Ben To deny the indirect purchaser, who in this case is the ultimate purchaser, the right to seek relief from unlawful conduct, would essentially remove the word consumer from the Consumer Protection Act - [link\|http://www.techworld.com/opsys/news/index.cfm?NewsID=1246&Page=1&pagePos=20\|Nebraska Supreme Court]
Post #155,019 by mmoffitt 5/13/04 3:56:33 PM Reply	Not desireable to anyone... with two pubescent daughters. :-p Which, I might add, was the reason I said I detested that song in the first post. bcnu, Mikem If you can read this, you are not the President.
Post #155,021 by pwhysall 5/13/04 3:59:23 PM Reply	"You're not going out dressed like THAT!" Etc. Peter [link\|http://www.debian.org\|Shill For Hire] [link\|http://www.kuro5hin.org\|There is no K5 Cabal] [link\|http://guildenstern.dyndns.org\|Blog]
Post #155,023 by admin 5/13/04 4:09:56 PM Reply	Like this one? [link\|http://www.thelyricarchive.com/lyrics/heymister.shtml\|http://www.thelyrica...s/heymister.shtml] Regards, -scott anderson "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #155,025 by mmoffitt 5/13/04 4:13:25 PM Reply	Nice. Nominated for a Grammy, no doubt. You got a daughter? Didn't think so. bcnu, Mikem If you can read this, you are not the President.
Post #155,027 by admin 5/13/04 4:22:29 PM Reply	Nope, thanking my lucky stars I don't too. This doesn't mean I'm teaching my sons that they can be careless, though. They'll grow up properly respectful if I have any say in the matter. Regards, -scott anderson "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #155,030 by mmoffitt 5/13/04 4:42:42 PM Reply	I'm sure they will :-) It's like the old saying, "Have a boy and you've got one boy in the neighborhood to worry about. Have a girl and you've got every boy in the neighborhood to worry about." bcnu, Mikem If you can read this, you are not the President.
Post #155,032 by jbrabeck 5/13/04 4:46:11 PM Reply	And if you have 5 It's the entire city! :-(
Post #155,034 by mmoffitt 5/13/04 4:56:52 PM Reply	What happened? You couldn't figure out what was causing that soon enough? It only took me two to figure out I needed the snip ;0) bcnu, Mikem If you can read this, you are not the President.
Post #155,035 by jbrabeck 5/13/04 4:58:44 PM Reply	Me 2, Wife 3. 2 + 3 = 5 2 - 15 yr 2 - 17 yr 1 - 19 yr
Post #155,036 by admin 5/13/04 4:59:13 PM Reply	This is the story... of a man named Brabeck... Regards, -scott anderson "Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
Post #155,038 by mmoffitt 5/13/04 5:02:55 PM Reply	EGADS Man! And you're keeping your wits? What is your secret? I have only two: 1 - 13 going on 35. 1 - several days shy of 12. The youngest one, so far, still thinks she has plenty of time to grow up. You know what that means: she's going to be trouble next year as she enters middle school. Note to self: start stocking up on Valium. bcnu, Mikem If you can read this, you are not the President.
Post #155,039 by inthane-chan 5/13/04 5:06:15 PM Reply	Somehow I think you might like this strip: [link\|http://www.ucomics.com/stonesoup/index.phtml\|Stone Soup] More of a general recommendation than an actual "this particular strip r0x0rz" post... Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain. You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today. And then one day you find ten years have got behind you. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.
Post #155,042 by jbrabeck 5/13/04 5:14:26 PM Reply	Actually this one fits [link\|http://www.ucomics.com/stonesoup/2004/05/08/\|Stone Soup] bt/dt (been there/done that)
Post #155,045 by mmoffitt 5/13/04 5:19:32 PM Reply	Those are both great! bcnu, Mikem If you can read this, you are not the President.
Post #155,040 by jbrabeck 5/13/04 5:09:21 PM Reply	It's really simple First time the boy comes over, just make sure he sees you in the bib overalls, sharpening the really huge knife, with the shotgun close by, and the coon dog at your feet. Also helps if Ma is seen walking around with a large pair of tin snips and mentions to the boy what they could be used on/for. ;-)/2 (only half joking!)
Post #155,044 by mmoffitt 5/13/04 5:18:34 PM Reply	If I didn't tell you about my uncle... First date he'd meet the boy at the door and usher him to his (in-home) office. He sat behind his desk, the boy on a chair across from him. He'd reach in a desk drawer and pull out $1,000 cash and put it on the desk. Typical conversation: Uncle: "You know what that is?" Boy: "Money?" Uncle: "Yep, know how much?" Boy: "No, sir." Uncle: "That's 1,000 dollars, boy. Know what I can buy with that?" Boy: "A lot of stuff I guess." Uncle: "Yep, but there's something I can buy with that you probably don't know about. See, for that money I can go hire a drug addict to kill you and your family. If you have sex with my daughter, I'm going to spend that money. I won't miss it - I've already got it set aside. Are we clear on that, boy?" Boy: "Crystal." I swear (and my cousin's husband swears) that's a true story. My cousin knew nothing about this except its effect until she got into college (she rarely got a second date throughout high school despite being the head cheerleader). And my lawyer says it is perfectly legal. Have been thinking about that a lot lately... ;0) bcnu, Mikem If you can read this, you are not the President.
Post #155,049 by Another Scott 5/13/04 5:40:05 PM Reply	Yikes!
Post #155,050 by inthane-chan 5/13/04 5:41:18 PM Reply	Probably legal until... ...you say what you're going to spend it for. That's my guess, at least. Up until then, you aren't directly linking between "here's what $1k will buy" and "I'm going to spend $1k if you sleep with my daughter." Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain. You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today. And then one day you find ten years have got behind you. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.
Post #155,076 by boxley 5/13/04 9:35:21 PM Reply	dunno what to say except that iffen a boy dont have the balls to come meet me he is lower than dogshit and you deserve better than dosgshit. I will also reserve the right to treat him like shit, if he still comes to the door to pick you up in spite of me he might be okay. Heres a 3 pack of trojans keep em with you and I dont want to know about it. thanx,. bill Time for Lord Stanley to get a Tan questions, help? [link\|mailto:pappas@catholic.org\|email pappas at catholic.org]
Post #155,090 by Ashton 5/13/04 10:27:52 PM Reply	IWE's Thundering Horde of [link\|http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=endolithic\| Endolithic Yammerers]
Post #155,043 by drewk 5/13/04 5:16:34 PM Reply	And your address is ... ? === Implicitly condoning stupidity since 2001.
Post #155,041 by ben_tilly 5/13/04 5:14:22 PM Reply	Men vs guys - redux [link\|http://www.bynkii.com/archives/000044.html\|http://www.bynkii.co...hives/000044.html] Already discussed at [link\|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=137373\|http://z.iwethey.org...?contentid=137373]. I talked about this topic once with my sister (whose daughter is now about 20). Her opinion was that her daughter should have enough experiences to know what she likes. Cheers, Ben PS No, I don't have daughters. Or sons. But I've got plenty of nieces and nephews and my siblings are at least as opinionated as I am... To deny the indirect purchaser, who in this case is the ultimate purchaser, the right to seek relief from unlawful conduct, would essentially remove the word consumer from the Consumer Protection Act - [link\|http://www.techworld.com/opsys/news/index.cfm?NewsID=1246&Page=1&pagePos=20\|Nebraska Supreme Court]
Post #155,046 by mmoffitt 5/13/04 5:20:37 PM Reply	Feh. No one is as opinionated as you are. Okay, maybe me and every other poster here ;-) bcnu, Mikem If you can read this, you are not the President.
Post #155,077 by boxley 5/13/04 9:36:42 PM Reply	A man is, he doesnt need to be defined by others Time for Lord Stanley to get a Tan questions, help? [link\|mailto:pappas@catholic.org\|email pappas at catholic.org]

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