I'd get a laminated card signed by 'Doctor'*, the local DA, Chief o'Poleece an probably Scalia (Thomas would be to Cunservative to sign) saying..

*notice how the effusive assistants always omit the, 'The' ??


Back Off!! these folks got a Problem Kid\ufffd what runs into stuff...
Mind yer own Beeswax...


The Authority Figures


(And I'd have one next to my house gun, my car gun, my personal swimsuit .25, etc.)




:-\ufffd