And now, for the REST of the story.

The preceding two Mondays' problems, I can now reveal, were actually a "demonstration" of why the IWETHEY site needed "protection". So, to forestall any further disruptions in service here, I've paid an "insurance company" (Guido and Nunzio, LLC) to prevent such occurrences.

Furthermore, they required that I make a few more changes around here to make it feel more like a hideout, er, home to them.

Users wishing to opt out of their protection may find a suitable setting in their user preferences.