WashingtonPostese doesn't translate too well.

How about some HHGTTG:

Welcome to The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the most wholly remarkable book in all of the known universe!

Vogon Heavy Industries is proud to make the Guide available to Earth Internet users under licence from Megadodo Publications, Ursa Minor.

There's a great deal of excitment here at VHI, following the release of our all-new Version 2.2 HHGttG port for Netscape Navigator 3.01 users! This version supports sound, animated images, user configuable performance options and also offers a 25% larger data screen than Ver 1.2. Better yet, the Guide's size can now be changed by the user.


Cheers,
Scott.