Gotta find a new angle for Help Desk
Yep, the threat of looming joblessness in less than one month is causing me to try and find new and creative ways to generate an income without actually doing any work. And the biggest one I've been toying with now is, of course, my comic strip.
I mean, I know my publishing schedule has been... inconsistent of late. Lots of reasons, won't go into 'em, but I _will_ say that when your work machine and your game machine sit side-by-side that can lead to productivity problems.
On the other hand, I've hit upon what I feel is a sure-fire scheme to make some serious money not doing Help Desk.
That's right, _not_ doing Help Desk.
It's a simple three-step proces:
1. Help Desk becomes wildly famous and popular inside of one month.
2. Companies start to fear my satires.
3. Companies pay me money not to do future Help Desks.
It's simple, it's clean, it's brilliant. Step 1 needs a little work, but I'm sure all the kinks can be ironed out in a week or so.
Chris Wright
Lazy, lazy, lazy bastard at large
