...I suppose I can make one up for you in "Scandinavian" -- the kind-of-pidgin (mostly simplified Swedish) Scandahoovians speak when they get together and don't speak each other's language. Or, heck, I could just call him a fucking asshole in Swedish; he'll get that, I assure you.
OTOH, you can just do it yourself, in English. Scandahoovians -- especially ones young and computer-literate enough to hack other people's networks -- all speak, read, and write it.