Get Hadji from "Johnny Quest", he's been out of work since the cartoon was canceled and he works cheap. His accent is the same one used by Dell Helpdesk workers, no lie! :)

For more info:
[link|http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/3512/jqrabio.htm#hadji|http://www.geocities...jqrabio.htm#hadji]

He is even a computer programmer! No lie! :)

Just kidding anyway.