I like this one
I saw `cout' being shifted "Hello world" times to the left and
stopped right there. -- Steve Gonedes
I knew there was something bugging me about C++!
Tom Sinclair
The question seldom addressed is *where* Medusa had snakes. Underarm hair
is an even more embarassing problem when it keeps biting the top of the
deodorant bottle.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Soul Music)