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My first thought was someone should offer Mr. Bush elocution
lessons. But he'd probably say he knew how to work them chairs
already. -- Internet Oracularity #1294-01

Do I do everything in C++ and teach a course in advanced swearing?
-- David Beazley at IPC8, on choosing a language for teaching

... Windows proponents tell you that it will solve things that
your Unix system people keep telling you are hard. The Unix
people are right: they are hard, and Windows does not solve
them, ... -- Tim Bradshaw, comp.lang.lisp

BUGS Never use this function. This function modifies its first
argument. The identity of the delimiting character is
lost. This function cannot be used on constant strings.
-- the glibc manpage for strtok(3)

Post #142,271 by tuberculosis 2/19/04 12:50:40 AM Reply	Another big stash [link\|http://starship.python.net/crew/mwh/quotes.html\|http://starship.pyth...w/mwh/quotes.html] My first thought was someone should offer Mr. Bush elocution lessons. But he'd probably say he knew how to work them chairs already. -- Internet Oracularity #1294-01 Do I do everything in C++ and teach a course in advanced swearing? -- David Beazley at IPC8, on choosing a language for teaching ... Windows proponents tell you that it will solve things that your Unix system people keep telling you are hard. The Unix people are right: they are hard, and Windows does not solve them, ... -- Tim Bradshaw, comp.lang.lisp BUGS Never use this function. This function modifies its first argument. The identity of the delimiting character is lost. This function cannot be used on constant strings. -- the glibc manpage for strtok(3) The tree of research must from time to time be refreshed with the blood of bean counters. -- Alan Kay
Post #142,273 by tjsinclair 2/19/04 1:13:21 AM Reply	I like this one I saw `cout' being shifted "Hello world" times to the left and stopped right there. -- Steve Gonedes I knew there was something bugging me about C++! Tom Sinclair The question seldom addressed is where Medusa had snakes. Underarm hair is an even more embarassing problem when it keeps biting the top of the deodorant bottle. -- (Terry Pratchett, Soul Music)
Post #142,275 by FuManChu 2/19/04 2:05:47 AM Reply	OMG brilliant! Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from irony. -- Erik Naggum

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