...it's got to be grilled, on an toasted eggbread bun with, in order, spicy BBQ sauce or honey mustard, a blend of monterey jack and cheddar cheese, bacon (bits or real) and then a whole heap of sauerkraut. And not one of those shitty 12-in-a-pack supermarket hotdogs either. Sausage is okay too provided it's a spicy Italian one. Don't understand what the hell the Poles and Germans are thinking...