Coming soon..

Umm, I'd like to shake hands, see if we can become friends Luwanna, but.. (can you hear me OK through the mask? How d'ya like my purple Scott Air-Pak ??)

Would you mind if I took a few er mucous membrane swabs (in event you're being devious in other locations) from this little mailer case?

[strip. gloves. swabs. bend. open. palpate. leer. chortle. dampen.]
[Ohh.. Albert - you swab so.. so.. Masterfully. I think I'm gonna! -]

Thanks.. I'll call ya in a week - about that handshake. Bye. Oh - nice of you to offer but, I always pay for the swabs on the first date - we can split the charges on all next meetings.. Oops, need another er little of that nice jelly for my M/Soft DateDNA-PalmReconciliator\ufffd with direct PissPort Wireless Registration; how ya spell L u w a n n a anyway?

Nice first date!

Bye er
dark strawberries.. uh huh huh huh



Ashton Nostradamus