..but it'd be evrsomuchmore Interesting than -

Why? Because. But..WHY? Because!







..and just maybe a bit fewer, when asked -
"Whaddayaywanna be?" Might not say, with bright gleams of expectation: Oooh. Ooooh. A consumer!

"Can I major in Consumption, Daddy? Huh huh - Can I?"

(worth a try)