Alpha Males?
Ah yes, an Alpha test? That explains why we have to shave our faces each day? ;) I get ingrown beard hairs after I shave.
More proof that God is a male? On the Seventh day he rested, then on the Eighth day he invented "Monday Night Football"! But the very first game was Baseball, because the first words in the book of Genesis start out with "In the Big Inning!" the third game created was Tennis because Moses served in Pharaoh's Court. Tennis was created so we could see women in short skirts that flipped up when they played, not to mention those "grunts" they make as they hit the ball. Now would a female creator create such things? :)
Picking up the pieces of my broken life.