ROY G. BIV the 3rd
Violet
Ultraviolet
Wayultraviolet
Freakinultraviolet
Mondoextremeultraviolet
Bocephaliticultraviolet
X-rays
Y-rays
Gen-X-Rays (real short, due to their attention span)
Gen-Y-Rays (even shorter, for the same reason...)
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shrub\ufffdbish (Am., from shrub + rubbish, after the derisive name for America's 43 president; 2003) n. 1. a form of nonsensical political doubletalk wherein the speaker attempts to defend the indefensible by lying, obfuscation, or otherwise misstating that facts; GIBBERISH. 2. any of a collection of utterances from America's putative 43rd president. cf. BULLSHIT