Ah, it's a good day when I find a new hero!
[link|http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~wkahan/Curmudge.pdf|http://www.cs.berkel...ahan/Curmudge.pdf]
Lesson: Hardware is good - languages and compilers suck - MS is the first among Those Who Suck, with the waddling Goslings close behind.