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Post #128,337
by drewk
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12/1/03 4:12:33 PM
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New David Boies
I think he qualifies as a lawyer joke without further elaboration.
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Post #128,338
by folkert
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12/1/03 4:13:37 PM
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New ObLRPD: They're going to sue you.
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[insert witty saying here]
     Lawyer Joke Game - (folkert) - (24) - Dec. 1, 2003, 04:08:11 PM EST
         David Boies - (drewk) - (1) - Dec. 1, 2003, 04:12:33 PM EST
             ObLRPD: They're going to sue you. -NT - (folkert) - Dec. 1, 2003, 04:13:37 PM EST
         Why don't sharks attack lawyers? - (bepatient) - (1) - Dec. 1, 2003, 06:48:41 PM EST
             A story around that joke: - (folkert) - Dec. 1, 2003, 09:27:43 PM EST
         What's the difference between a rat and a lawyer? - (inthane-chan) - Dec. 1, 2003, 06:58:00 PM EST
         What do lawyers do after they die? - (bepatient) - Dec. 1, 2003, 07:59:21 PM EST
         How do you save a drowning lawyer? - (folkert) - Dec. 1, 2003, 09:14:07 PM EST
         What do you have when you have a lawyer ... - (folkert) - Dec. 1, 2003, 09:17:57 PM EST
         Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita and ... - (folkert) - Dec. 1, 2003, 09:19:11 PM EST
         Why are many scientists using lawyers for ... - (folkert) - Dec. 1, 2003, 09:22:35 PM EST
         "It was so cold last winter... - (folkert) - Dec. 1, 2003, 09:26:25 PM EST
         A housewife, accountant and lawyer were asked: "2+2=?" - (folkert) - (1) - Dec. 1, 2003, 09:30:29 PM EST
             I heard that it was the accountant - (jake123) - Dec. 1, 2003, 09:40:32 PM EST
         A man walked into a bar with his alligator... - (folkert) - Dec. 1, 2003, 09:35:23 PM EST
         What's black and rust and looks good on a lawyer? - (a6l6e6x) - Dec. 2, 2003, 07:44:22 AM EST
         Which line goes with.. "a good start!" -NT - (Ashton) - (2) - Dec. 1, 2003, 10:54:27 PM EST
             What do you call 200 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? -NT - (drewk) - (1) - Dec. 2, 2003, 08:37:46 AM EST
                 Close..___"bottom of the Marianas Trench." :-\ufffd -NT - (Ashton) - Dec. 2, 2003, 09:15:50 PM EST
         Lawer had a daughter and a son - (Arkadiy) - (1) - Dec. 1, 2003, 11:09:21 PM EST
             whacha you get when you cross a crooked lawyer/politician? - (boxley) - Dec. 2, 2003, 05:56:06 PM EST
         deceased lawyer - (rcareaga) - Dec. 2, 2003, 12:56:51 AM EST
         lawyer steps in fresh dog turd... - (rcareaga) - Dec. 2, 2003, 12:58:46 AM EST
         What's the difference between ... - (drewk) - Dec. 2, 2003, 08:39:10 AM EST
         What's a crying shame? - (lincoln) - Dec. 2, 2003, 09:20:08 PM EST

His laugh sounds like a balloon deflating into the face of a man who is throwing up and singing at the same time. It is the worst.
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