(to the tune of)

When der F\ufffdhr.. er Mullah says, ve iss der master race
Ve Heil bpppffpt, Heil bpppffpt right in der Mullah's face!
... ...

Not to love der Mullah is a great disgrace, so
Ve Heil bpppffpt, Heil bpppffpt right in der Mullah's face!

Where is Spike Jones when his country needs him?