IWETHEY will host a symposium titled, "The Compromised Internet." You are invited to submit original technical papers regarding calculation of the extent of compromise of the Internet. Research leading to results which do not approach or approximate the known-sampled rate of 99.95% will not be considered. Submissions must not exceed 15 pages of double-spaced text and must themselves include a malicious payload.

Papers from the Linux community will be returned immediately to sender, as there's nothing worse than a bunch of stuck-up, self-satisfied prigs.