Hi,
You say,
Note that *I* don't have the business part of Welchia - I'm just a target because I have the RPC vulnerability until I can apply the SP and patch.
So the worm hasn't infected your machine, but you don't have an RPC patch applied and the worm is interferring with getting SP4 onto your machine? That doesn't make much sense to me. Are you sure that's what's going on?
An updated antivirus package should keep you from being infected even if you haven't applied SP4, I think.
[link|http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.welchia.worm.removal.tool.html|Here] is Symantec's removal tool. Have you tried it, or something similar?
[link|http://www.microsoft.com/security/antivirus/nachi.asp|MS] has a page on fixes too.
Luck!
Cheers,
Scott.