ObSentientLRPD
True, there's a part of the horse's anatomy involved, but it's not the mouth...
P.S. Ross, don't take it too hard - I just couldn't resist when I saw that one there.
Hell, at least you're not staring down the barrel of BOTH unemployment AND $100k in student loans... :)
I have a red sign on my door. It says "If this sign is blue, you're going too fast."