\nC:\\> ls -l\nBad command or file name\n\n{oops}\n\nC:\\> dir\n\nC:\\> cd /home/drossl\n\nINVALID SWITCH - /HOME\n\n{grr}\n\nC:\\> cd /AA92\n\nINVALID SWITCH - /AA92\n\n{shit}\n\nC:\\> cd \\AA92\n\nC:\\AA92> gcc -o aa aa.c\n\nBad command or file name\n\n{dammit}\n\nC:\\AA92> tigcc -o aa aa.c\n\nC:\\AA92> cp aa /home/uplink\n\nBad command or file name\n\n{fuck!}\n\nC:\\AA92> copy aa /progra~1/tigcc/uplink\n\nInvalid switch - /progra~1\n\n{FUCK!}\n\nC:\\AA92> [press up arrow] - nothing happens\n\nC:\\AA92> doskey /insert\n\nDOSkey loaded\n\nC:\\AA92> copy aa \\program files\\tigcc\\uplink\n\nDirectory not found - \\program\n\n{FUCK!!}\n\nC:\\AA92> copy aa "\\program files\\tigcc\\uplink"\n\nOne file copied\n\nC:\\AA92> tilp\n\nBad command or file name\n\nC:\\AA92> tilink\n\nBad command or file name\n\n{FUCK THIS}\n\nC:\\AA92> reboot\n\nBad command or file name\n\nC:\\AA92> windows /really /sucks\n\nWindows already running\n\nC:\\AA92> not /for /long\n