PARSIMONY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL . . . WEAR IT OUT; TRADE IT IN; USE IT UP; BUY AGAIN.
WHY AM I LUCKY TO BE A CONSUMER?
Because all of my needs are given, and all I have to do is work and enjoy myself.
WHY CAN'T EVERYBODY BE A CONSUMER?
Life has different jobs for each of us to do. For the Consumer, to work and be happy; for the Stockholder and the Executive, to worry and plan. "Life must love the Consumers, for it makes so many of them."
Then of course there was, A Boy and His Dog (Harlan Ellison), to prepare us all for the post bin-Laden, er Final Solution of 2010 (??)