Silly Walks and Arguments about Guns or,

..if Bambi had been armed, would that $(&^#$@# hunter have offed MaMa deer, makin generations of kiddies cry?


Species Alert! - Listen up you endangered ones:

The new Glock Adaptable-protection Universal Model is designed to counter the ageism, sexism and now.. speciesism !! of the past.

Yes, whether you be fin-challenged or talon-untalented or lack an opposed thumb - there's a *Glock for you: with the miracle of velcro and a little neural-net attachment:

You too can protect self from preying mantises or preying humans. Even-up the technological advantage of bipeds with nothing in mind but rampant scalp-hunting for trophy walls, to display to other testosterone crazed beasts.

For avifauna - you too can emulate a U-2 with moxie; get 'em before they can even think about loading that over/under..

* not sold to raptors, generally (special exceptions granted if you've become a popular adornment on humans' clothing). We figure you're pretty much already a pretty arrogant SOB, so you have a lot in common with homo sapiens Sapiens




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