Ad Min paused for a moment's reflection.
"Tricky," he said finally.
"But can you do it?"
Again, a significant pause.
"Yes," said Ad Min, "I can do it."
"There is an answer?" said Brewer with breathless excitement.
"A simple answer?" added Lunkwill.
"Yes," said Ad Min. "Life, the Universe, and a Security Forum. There is an answer. But," he added, "I'll have to think about it."
(seven and a half million years later)
The problem is that 1) we don't have a means of providing for forum headers yet and 2) I too busy today, and I'm leaving for a computer-free weekend immediately after work.
Maybe for now emulate Wade, and post the story in the Open Forum?