And I'm glad you're talking to me.
The way Clinton avoided duty is vastly less perverse than the way Dubya did. I don't know him personally, but I do know that many who did not serve in Viet Nam chose not to because of a conscientous objection. The majority? I doubt it. But there were some. IMO Clinton can claim the moral ground here because he never pretended to serve. He never used Daddy's influence to get himself in the Champaign Division of the National Guard. AND - MOST IMPORTANTLY - HE NEVER WENT AWOL.
Did he lie about getting a hummer? Yes, what married man wouldn't? If you were ever going to tell a lie, that'd be the time you did it. What else did he lie about? Not inhaling? I actually believe him on that one. I know it's possible, I've seen it done. I can see how a country kid from Arkansas would yield to peer pressure enough to take an offered joint, puff on it and not inhale. What's so unbelievable about that? But did he lie about anything of substance? I don't think so. Contrast these lies of his with lying about WMD which resulted in an unjust war and cost thousands of lives (including hundreds of American lives - and more are dying every day or two). Then tell me the difference of scale doesn't put these two in completely different categories.
Both are "monstrous egotist"s but name me a person who even runs for the highest office in the land who isn't? You can only hold Clinton vile for this reason if you hold that ALL our Presidents were vile. (A point I'm reluctant to dispute except to say that surely Jimmy Carter wasn't vile.)
I'll concede "a propensity for whore-mongering" would cause me to call him "vile". But that reason alone is insufficient.
Sorry to hear you were ill. Hope you're feeling better.